Another day in the Luce household

Hello everyone, its me, the loveable rogue of the house.  Charming, yet sophisticated, ready to write a blog post that is funny and well written, yet caring...well perhaps not the latter.

Firstly, a couple of points:

1.  There will be no photos of the dog

2.  Yes the dog looks the same as it did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that

3.  Yes I'm sorry there is no photo of the dog - I know you were looking forward to it

4.  The cat is sad it never gets a mention, so I want you to know that it is still alive

News

Mum had the results of a blood test today.  Her protein had gone up to some level that was deemed 'better'; 34 as opposed to 2 weeks ago where it was 22.  Who would have thought that it could go up by 12 points in only 2 weeks?!!  I mean, no one knows quite what units its measured in, or what sort of scale we're talking about but i mean come on, 12 points!  Someone get out the champagne.  Seriously though, as much as I joke it is good news. 

Better News

In other, more important news, dinner was delicious.  Some sort of salty belly pork cooked by LT (apparently I am only allowed to put initials?!).  Many thanks to her.  Will eat more of it tomorrow, as long as mum doesn't drop some of this one all over the floor.  Yes this did happen, but no the dog did not get to clean it up.

Sub-Family News

Daniel is beginning to come towards the end of the season and so is basically doing no work.  Jack 'saves lives' on a daily basis, which is only true if you count the lives saved by cleaning the toilets at work.  Becky is working but not getting paid. Dad is walking about giving people stickers that have the word 'yes' on them (think he's gone crazy). 

I'll leave you with some words (pictures) of wisdom.  If you didn't know how, here is an important image showing you how to load a dishwasher.  If its too small to view, you can see it here - http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dishwasher