Friday 8th June

Friday 8^th June

This is a public announcement warning to the people of the island of Jersey.

Do not be afraid if you should witness a strange physical being around our green and pleasant land, she may take on a ‘human form’ but she covers many guises.  The most recent account of a possible sighting was in the streets of St Helier earlier today, where witness statements quote “she lurched along the street like some Frankenstein Monster, almost like parts of her legs were numbed, and the signals from brain to feet weren’t quite making connections”.

  It is said that she is frequently seen wearing ‘bright often gaudy’ bandanas, but actually it is a ruse to cover her stubbly pate. Do not be alarmed as she is in fact harmless and often sports an inane expression, if you should strike up a conversation  don’t be alarmed if not a lot of what she says makes sense, and unfortunately she may well dribble as her lips are numb too.

This person is in no way a threat but due care and caution has to be taken, she cannot be held responsible for her actions, but a kind word and a smile is said to diffuse any potential   awkward situations.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED................

On a more serious note, a very emotional and poignant family funeral today, for a very loving husband, dad and Papa. JC May he rest in Peace.

A quote taken from the poem written by his Grandchildren…..

“We know when God called you, you had to go, but we want you to know, we will miss you greatly and will always love you so.”