Tuesday 4th December

Tuesday 4^th December

Started the day with the hailstorm at 5.15am….. 

Had a bracing walk with Jessie at 8.30am down at le Saie beach, a little rough out at sea!

Got back home just as the ‘Moth’ man arrived, we have resident ‘house’ moths that like to inhabit some of my kitchen cupboards, namely the flour/cereal cupboards. (Think they initially came out of hubby’s wallet- typical Jersey man, short arms and long pockets- or are they Guernsey men, I can never remember, anyway I digress….)

While he was shining his torch into the nooks and crannies of my kitchen…….. Mr Sparky came back, of which I was quite relieved, he hadn’t been put off by the enormity of the job, or the dog lying on him!

I whizzed off to my Zumba class (last one this term sadly), but I have signed up for next term of course!

Second dog walk in the woods and then a quick lunch before going into town for a fabulous reflexology hour with GB at Barannes…… spent some long overdue vouchers….. Wonderful!!

Reached a new low today....lovely lady (she was actually) at the till in M and S today said 'Hello Sir'!!, then quickly changed it to Madam! I said that's OK, easy mistake, I'm just glad I've got hair to which she replied "I really like it".... I thought.....stop there you could be digging yourself a hole!!!

Moths A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom. Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks. Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready to receive you." "Okay." the man replies "I'll go get ready." He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands. "Who the devil are you?" the man asks "I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with." The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!" The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise. "Those little bu**ers!"