Tuesday 23rd. April

Tomorrow is referendum day.....and we'll all be so glad when it's over.....we're fed up with it. Dad's fed up with sticking posters and putting leaflets through letterboxes....Bex is fed up with having her hands covered in glue after helping to stick posters on boards, the boys are all fed up with having to look at all the posters that Dad has put up around the Parish...... and finally, Ma is fed up with everyone being fed up. We're such a happy clappy family....maybe we could write a song about how happy we are and go around the Parish singing it tomorrow.....that would get people out to vote.

Dad is shouting....GET OUT AND VOTE....and VOTE B......we're ignoring him, as usual.....

Tom post was so successful the other night we're going to let him have another go....here he is;

I am here to offer some balance to the Mr 'Politically Correct' Steve Luce so here goes. 

Dad obviously doesn't want to talk about what option you should all vote so I guess I'll have to say it - anything but option A. The general consensus is that voting option A should be punishable by something terrible (by general consensus I mean its my idea and not that of anyone else in my family).  Jack, Dan and myself are voting C because we think Stupid Constituencies are a stupid idea.  Other family members are voting B for some reason, but thats OK as it isn't A.

Anyway enough about politics.  I used mums laptop yesterday whilst she was out.  When I had finished I decided to leave it open on the kitchen table with the Internet browser open on a list of search results detailing 'How to prank your mother'.  I hadn't actually looked at anything but I thought it would be hilarious as it would make her paranoid that we were plotting something.  Bex fed me updates with regard to her behaviour upon finding this 'trap' and it subsequently had Jack, Dan and myself in stitches.

Jack crashed his Land Rover into some woman the other day.  Technically she crashed into him, but that should be obvious considering we're talking about a crash involving a woman.  Strangely her car only lost a bumper where as the crash moved Jack's front axle resulting in a fairly hefty mechanics bill, and more importantly an annoying squeak.  So far this makes Bex the only family member not to have crashed a car at some point.  Oh no wait Jack just told me that she reversed her car into a granite pillar.  Does that count?

Apparently I'm not allowed to say that people should be punished for voting a certain way, so instead i retract that and say that if you vote option A I will be very disappointed.  It think its safe to say that I would not be a very good politician.

Heres a video of some ninja cats that we can all enjoy; everyone knows the internet was made for videos of cats.