Monday 28th January

Monday 28^th January

I had to take a son into town this morning and then pick a daughter up from town, so managed to squeeze in an hours dog walk along St Aubins bay.

The obligatory food shop at Waitrose and a visit to the pet shop for dog food supplies plus an hour Pilates concluded my morning- no mishaps fortunately. 

I didn’t get to the hospital to see the staff and thank them- that’s a job for tomorrow morning now.

Played four matches of badminton tonight, but all of them went to three games- so that’s twelve games altogether- lucky they were ‘mixed’ games so I just stood at the front and tried to look busy, whilst my male partner ran ragged around me!!!

Badminton player and tennis player accident!

A badminton player and a tennis player get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are heavily damaged, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the badminton player spots the other's tennis gear and says, "So you're a tennis player, that's interesting. I'm a badminton player... Gosh! Just look at our cars, there's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."

The tennis player replied: "I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"

The badminton player continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune."

Then he hands the bottle to the tennis player. The tennis layer nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big gulps from the bottle, then hands it back to the badminton player.

The badminton player takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the tennis player. The tennis player asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The badminton player replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police to turn up and sort this out..."